so long and good night, so long and good night

lameborghini:

my favorite time of year is when all the bugs start to die

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: chilepowder)

rabioheab:

a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”

rneerkat:

it should be spelled beatifl so u arent in it

can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore

(Source: jerkidiot)

bluestiel:

sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying

(Source: punkasfrick)

gayisnotasynonymforjalex:

she hit da floor (she hit da floor)

next thing ya know

shawty died